Prime Minister Tony Blair announced today his cabinet would be launching a new reality television show. The reality TV show entitled \x93Deportation Island\x94 will mark the Prime Minister\x92s directorial debut and represents a direct public relations offensive to combat sliding approval ratings. A poll conducted by The Telegraph places the Prime Minister\x92s personal approval rating at just 36%.

Executive producers of \x93Deportation Island\x94 include Home Secretary Charles Clarke and Lord Levy.\x93Deportation Island\x94 will be an unscripted quest series that will feature teams of foreign and British convicted criminals who will be provided with a series tasks, aimed at getting them deported from the United Kingdom.

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