http://www.mercola.com/2005/oct/25/rumsfeld_to_profit_from_avian_flu_hoax.htm

And lest anyone doubt that the government is trying to scare people, one has only to cast one’s mind back to the unseemly haste the government arrived at the conclusion that parrot definitely DID have the flu; even before the tests were completed, if memory serves.

a) Quell rioting - probably martial law will be declared and rioters shot.

b) ‘Protect Democracy’ - i.e. Cherie and the family, plus Blunkett and a few other trusted friends like Mittal, Ecclestone, Sir Cliff, the Hindujas. Anyone care to draw up the lifeboat list? Of course Brown will have to fend for himself, and maybe it will be the right time to dump Mandelson…. and,

c) Bury the dead.

No doubt the ‘Civil Servants’ (or are they ‘Government Servants’?) have already drawn up the masterplans.

"Is the government stockpiling freezers?"

We are going to need capacity for a fair few dead bodies that can’t be processed rapidly. The ‘burn or bury’ industry is also going to be struck by the pandemic so the capacity to burn or bury will be seriously reduced.
or
Is the government - as ever - going to be taken by surprise and say that "nobody could have foreseen the need for so many freezers"?

A bit like the - pass more laws - "oh shit the jails are full" - "nobody could have foreseen that" - debacle

Its high time that we gave credit where credit is due and Brigadier General Dyson is probably twice the man of colonel mad. Throwing british workers onto incapacity benefit or jobseekers allowance, exporting their jobs to poorly paid former latex rubber operatives, becoming fabulously wealthy and being showered with honours is what its all about, isn’t it? Keep the home fires burning, as we say on Orkney.

Oh hang on, isn’t that a bit late, if it’s already struck?!

Oh well, at least they’d have tried…

Imagine, a mighty cull of the poor, the sick and the old. Millions of useless citizens incinerated and ploughed into the earth. Imagine what kind of health service we could have if we allowed all the sick to die; imagine the scale of the pensions we could pay if most of the old people died; if we allowed the bug to take all the underlass, allowed those feckless enough to be living on council estates to be hoovered-up by Nature’s Dyson; and all those sad cases living on incapacity benefits in high-rise blocks, I mean, what is the point of them, drinking cider and eating beans from benefit day to benefit day. It would be a kindness to withold vaccine from dole-ees and pissheads and loonies and unproductive, vengeful people with whitesticks and wheelchairs, plastic limbs and incontinence pads; who needs them?

There would of course have to be some shooting of internal refugees and looters and what have you, but, hey, freedom, like a fourth historic victory comes at a price.

We must recognise the bird ‘flu for what it is; Mother Nature lending a hand to the NewLabour Project.

All the survivors will be able to getafootonthepropertyladder, to choose private medicine -it’ll be cheap with all those sick and old people out of the way - to send their children to private schools and yes, to borrow enough money to get out of debt.

Fear not, Chuck; when it comes we must welcome it for what the prime will decree it to be: in a very real sense a kind of a People’s Plague.

And who is this unfortunate Page that they are trying to get on?